hahahahaha!

so every monday, wednesday and friday, i have one class. it's spanish II and i just get up, go and come back. it's not the best use of my time in my opinion, but i guess i'm here to do such things, so i'd better at least go. anyways, almost every day, i just ride my bike to and from class...as fast as i can. no joke, i probably look like "that guy", but it's an easy way to get a little workout here and there on my legs. ok, but anyways, on friday, i left my bike on campus to make things easier on yetty (we met up at Foy and decided to walk downtown to get some food...didn't want to be like "hey, see ya there" and race off on the bike and wait for 10 minutes...anyways) since i didn't have my bike today, i left like 20 minutes early and just walked. the way over there aj and i walked and talked about life and the fact that it's easily 10 degrees colder in our house than it is outside. went to class, it was fine. here's where the story gets good: as i'm walking back to the MPC, i'm walking behind a cowboy kinda guy, you know, dark colored wranglers, snap down (as opposed to a button down) shirt and the hat...and boots. that's fine, i understand that there's a lot of those guys around here, but the only thing i ask is that if you're going to wear that stuff, please be a real redneck and be proud of it or be a real cowboy, but don't dress like that one day, then sport trendy abercrombie stuff the next, like a dude i had in a class of mine a year ago...anyways, sorry, i keep getting distracted. so as i'm walkin behind this guy he seems to be the poser cowboy guy and is puttin on the country accent thick as he's sayin' hey to somebody, then his mom calls and the accent is mild...almost florida-ish (i thought floridians didn't have an accent? exactly.) so i'm kinda laughin at this guy as we're walkin, and i'm starting to enjoy the scene because anyone who has an 11:00 at Haley, this guy knows. he's sayin hey and even howdy every once in a while and really doin it up big. well then, as we're passing cater hall (the top of the upper quad, the white house) as he sees a lady friend of his, he does like a little half skip over to see her and is yellin "well hay theare sweetcheeks, i hadn't seen yew in furevur!" and as the boots hit the brick on his way back down from the little skip, out blurts a noticeably loud fart. the girl's mouth drops wide open in a smile-gasp as he proceeds to turn back toward me and say 'gahlee, did yew hear that fella?' oh no he didn't! oh yes he did, he blamed the fart on me. of course i dropped my notebook so i could hear what was going on and she said hushed "who?" and he said "that feller in the gray shirt" what happened next was priceless. "jimmy ( i couldn't actually hear his name, but we'll guess jimmy), i know that was you, i saw do it!" YES! haha, justice is mine. that was hilarious, i couldn't help it, as i looked back, just to make sure that's what i actually heard, ole jimmy is lookin me right in the face and i couldn't help it, i just laughed my head off at him. it was great. hope you enjoyed that story...
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